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sebthemagicdragon:

takanye:

echat:

all you girls out there had that stage where you played online dress up games dont even lie

what do you mean had

what do you mean girls

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mime-mischief:

Lmao
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adambloghart:

artaeologist:

there are five frogs staring at me right now

but only one can be america’s next top model

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sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”
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I don’t understand why sex is more shocking than violence.Lea Seydoux talking about American films. (via ramengirl48)
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Anonymous: how the hell are you so beautiful teach me your ways - an ugly person

okay, easy, every morning, 3 oranges, 2 apples, coffee, 3 pears, 4 grapes(only4), & coffee!
but i bet you’re hella beautiful and won’t need this! xoxoxox!!

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fahbulus:

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